You know your a stressed dispatcher when...

You can achieve a "Runner's High" just by sitting up
The sun is too loud
Trees begin to chase you
You can see individual air molecules vibrating
You can hear mimes
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before
You beileve that if you think hard enough, you can fly
Things become "Very Clear"
You ask the drive thru attendant if you can get your order to go
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before
You keep yelling "Stop touching me!" even though you are alone
Your heart rate beats in 7/8 time
You and Reality file for divorce
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before
You can skip without a rope
It appears people are speaking to you in binary code
You have great revelations of life, the universe and everything else, but cant quite find the wordsfor them before the white glow dissapears leaving you more confused than before
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before
Antacid tablets, better known as "dispatcher candy" become your sole source of nutrition
You discover the aesthetic beauty of office suuplies
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before
You can start a conversation, and 15 minutes later after several interruptions, pick up where you left off
Losing your mind was ok, but when the voices in your head quited, it was like losing your best friend